The Emu Wars
Maybe even some Cars 2 analysis
The map on the right represents all of the countries in the world who have declared war, fought, and lost to emus.
Australia, enlarged.
Furthermore, these are all of the countries who have not declared war, fought, and lost against emus.
This image on the right is an emu.
This image on the right is an image of emu feet. Quite intriguing, no?
If you rearrange the letters in "emu" and move the m to the front of the word you get "meu." Meu is the masculine version of the Portuguese word for "mine." Very cool!
Enough chit chat about stupid emus and their stupid wars. Let's get to what we all care about, Cars 2.
These are the race locations for the infamous World Grand Prix, the ploy to demonize alternative fuel by Big Oil. Their product, "Allinol" was actually a hyper flammable fuel, that when shot with an electromagnetic pulse caused excessive combustion and later serious and life-threatening engine failure. These electromagnetic pulses were shot from fake news cameras, and the impending engine failures successfully demonized alternative fuel. Let's dive into see the historical significance of these races.
The damage of Allinol and EMPs can be witnessed in the video on the right. The audio is jumbled to mute the graphic screams of the subject. (WARNING GRAPHIC)
The first race was in Tokyo, Japan.
In the race map we can see a balance with racers needing speed and finesse to win this circuit.
However we tragically witnessed blown engines from the Spanish racer Miguel Camino, Rip Clutchgoneski from New Rearendia, and Max Schnell of Germany. Truly tragic.
The second race was in Porto Corsa, Italy.
This race favored the technical with sharp turns and narrow streets.
This race was possibly the worst of them all. The Brazilian racer Carla Veloso, the Brit Nigel Gearsley, and Shu Todoroki were all hit the electromagnetic pulse and crashed into the side of a bridge. This caused a multiple car pile up. The race was quickly ended with a McQueen victory but the damage was done.
The final race was in London, England.
This race favors the quick racers with no dirt portion.
This race was cut short after a failed attempt to sabotage McQueen. He was using organic fuel instead of the Allinol so the EMP device failed. Big Oil agents, all involved, were reprimanded after the British military were given a tip by Sarge.
All of the crashes are colorized below. Viewer discretion advised.
Cars 2 - All Crashes (Indonesian)
The Indonesian government did an investigation on the matter, hence the Indonesian language.